04/10/2014

I had a $10 giftcard to Kohl's, so Evelyn and I had a little mother-daughter bonding time this evening. While walking through the intimates section, Evelyn was overjoyed to see all of the firm, padded bras surrounding her. She squeezed each cup as she walked past it, yelling "SQUISH! SQUISH!" each time she fondled one. She also yelled multiple times, "Mommy, look at all the boobs! I LOVE BOOBS SO MUCH!" I'm pretty sure that most of the other shoppers heard her - she was quite exuberant - and I was laughing so hard that I had to sit down in the aisle. Then in the dressing room, she stood in front of the mirror and held a bra up to her chest, loudly proclaiming "Look Mommy, Evie has boobs and I love them! I love my boobs so much!" And then she just laughed hysterically at her reflection for the next few minutes. As did everyone else in the dressing room who could hear but not see her.